Meet Willie.

My name is Willie.

The good folks at CorpWhore.com invited me to their wonderful, yet utterly depressing site to share my experiences with you. See, I hate my job. I hate my job more than anything that I have ever hated. More than life itself. I’m on a career path to nowhere. I describe the outlook for my future as “mediocre at best”. I’m a number, a cog in the system. I’m remarkably average. I hate going to sleep at night because I know that when I wake up, tomorrow will be just as bad, if not worse, than today.

For some reason, CorpWhore.com felt like these qualities made me the ideal candidate to amuse you with storiesof my daily failures and shortcomings. Please laugh at my life, because I find it so very difficult to do so. Over the next several days, weeks, and possibly months, i’ll share my daily experiences as a corporate whore, and offer my unique insight into the impossibly hopeless world of Willie Turner.

All that I ask is this: share your stories too. I’ll probably off myself if I feel like the only one that’s going through this. Write, comment, send video – I don’t care. Let’s all be miserable together.

You can follow me and the rest of the CorpWhore crew on twitter – @thecorpwhore

-William Q. Turner