Many, many years ago in a world identical to ours, a cosmic adventurer named Khimmy J (aka Space Bunny) set out to discover the mysteries of the universe. As an inhabitant of Space City, located on Planet Peace Uv Mine, Khimmy always felt that there was a greater force at work. She spent years in The Gold Room observing the cosmos, waiting for a sign. Then it happened one day: as she was scanning the deepest recesses of Radio Galaxy, her instruments detected a faint thumping sound that seemed to originate from beyond its borders.
Khimmy’s mission became clear – she had to travel to the edge of Radiogalaxy to find the source of the thump. Her journey took her to fantastic new worlds that no one from Planet Peace Uv Mine had ever laid eyes upon, as well as a number of strange, fantastic creatures. As she drifted further into Radiogalaxy and closer to the thump, she noticed a wide trail of destruction before here. The corpses of some of the more powerful creatures, including The Caldwell, The Maxwell, and the all powerful Luther, laid battered and broken, with their remains scattered across the universe.
The trail of destruction led Khimmy to Kong City, home of the most powerful and evolved form of life in Radiogalaxy. They went by many names, but the only name ever spoken was that of their leader, King Coz. King Coz was an immensely large gorilla-like creature, covered in a coat of golden fur and possessed unimaginable power. King Coz took a liking to Khimmy, and revealed all of the mysteries of Kong City in due time.
The greatest of these mysteries is revealed after a lengthy stay in this magical land, where King Coz introduces Khimmy to the source of the thump, the all-powerful being known as…. well, you’ll have to listen to the story to find out. The end of this wonderful tale remained unknown for centuries, but is now revealed to you in this fabled tale of Radio Galaxy.

Here’s my HR-approved, legally safe response to the cease and desist letter served by my employer.

My name is Willie.

The good folks at CorpWhore.com invited me to their wonderful, yet utterly depressing site to share my experiences with you. See, I hate my job. I hate my job more than anything that I have ever hated. More than life itself. I’m on a career path to nowhere. I describe the outlook for my future as “mediocre at best”. I’m a number, a cog in the system. I’m remarkably average. I hate going to sleep at night because I know that when I wake up, tomorrow will be just as bad, if not worse, than today.

For some reason, CorpWhore.com felt like these qualities made me the ideal candidate to amuse you with storiesof my daily failures and shortcomings. Please laugh at my life, because I find it so very difficult to do so. Over the next several days, weeks, and possibly months, i’ll share my daily experiences as a corporate whore, and offer my unique insight into the impossibly hopeless world of Willie Turner.

All that I ask is this: share your stories too. I’ll probably off myself if I feel like the only one that’s going through this. Write, comment, send video – I don’t care. Let’s all be miserable together.

You can follow me and the rest of the CorpWhore crew on twitter – @thecorpwhore

-William Q. Turner

Peace UV Mine Entertainment is pleased to announce the official debut of H.I.S.D.’s second single “Rockin” aka “Space Up”, from their upcoming album, “The Weakend”. The track is produced by King Midas for Peace Uv Mine Entertainment. Look for the video to drop in the next few weeks…

Download “Rockin” aka “Space Up” on Bandcamp: http://hisd.peaceuvmine.com/track/hisd-rockin-aka-space-up-single

Have you heard the soundtrack for Red dead Redemption? It’s banging! We put the KO spin on “Triggernometry”!